UK PM and Church are Pissed about Cadbury Removing “Easter” from Egg Hunt


ITV-Theresa May has become embroiled in a row over an Easter egg hunt, saying a decision not to mention the religious festival in the title is “absolutely ridiculous”. Chocolate giant Cadbury and the National Trust are running a spring event at around 300 of the conservation charity’s properties called the Cadbury Egg Hunt. The word Easter is mentioned several times on the National Trust webpage promoting the hunts, but does not feature in the event logo. The prime minister has joined the Archbishop of York in condemning the move. Mrs May, who is a vicar’s daughter and a member of the National Trust, told ITV News: “I think the stance they’ve taken is absolutely ridiculous and I don’t know what they’re thinking about. “Easter’s very important. It’s important to me, it’s a very important festival for the Christian faith for millions across the world. “So I think what the National Trust is doing is frankly just ridiculous.”

Yah! Lets Go! I am so fired up right now! Literally so much energy flowing throughout my body as I type this. Finally, we have two hero’s willing to stand-up against the heathens who get a thrill out of a private company kinda removing a religious holiday from their marketing and public relations strategy. The BALLS on the Cadbury people to even try that. This isn’t gonna happen on PM May’s watch you godless freaks! These out of touch elites don’t even understand the significance of the egg hunt. Scoff, and roll your eyes all you want. Because I’m gonna kick down some safe spaces so you cretins get it. It’s that by children simply looking for these chocolate plastic wrapped eggs, they automatically understand the immerse significance of the resurrection of Christ. Without fighting and racing each-other to fill their baskets, how on earth are they suppose to understand the foundation of their faith? Nobody understands this meaning about Easter. People think it’s just a random attachment to an old-folklore, they might be right…but do they really understand the faith? Only time will tell.


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